I, My Personal Profile

Well honey, here it goes!

I'm not as young as I used to be,
And baby, the creaks in these old knees,
And my bedroom eyes aren't quite as clear,
And these days, I hear what I want to hear.

I have bizarre dreams,
And I probably snore,
And my housekeeping,
Well, I wouldn't eat off the floor,

But while I am not some fine young thang
All dressed in the latest fashion,
I was born a gifted soul
Full of talent, full of passion.

I am jeans, tee shirts, and baseball caps,
I am crude humor and dirty jokes.
I am wild hair representing my wild inner child.
I am wild laughter until I choke.

I am warm streaming sunshine.
I am sweet lemonade.
I am the cool gentle breezes
Of backyard shade.

I am a lover of music,
Of rhythm, of word.
I am all shades of blue.
I am the flight of the bird.

I am best friend and confidante,
And tomboyish rough play,
And I am warm motherly kisses,
At the end of the day.

Well, that's a summary of who I am.
That's my character. That's my style.
And maybe we'll hang out sometime,
If you're diggin' my profile.