Convo

A group of young brothas was talking about their women one day, you know, just talking shit as usual, when one of them said he needed to get home.



One of his boys said, "Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot your ass was henpecked. You better hurry up before she comes looking to whup that ass."



The rest of his boys laughed.



He started to just walk away and carry his knowledge with him, but he thought maybe if he schooled this misinformed and unenlightened bunch of brothas, he could make life easier for the poor sistas that were bound to end up with them, so he turned to them and said:



"Okay, let me break this down for you. Just as there is a difference between loving somebody and being in love with them, there is a difference between being henpecked, and being whipped.



Henpecked is that brotha who, when he opens his eyes in the morning, he's wrong. Wrong because he opened them too fast, opened them too slow, or just the fact that his ass even woke up to open them at all.



Henpecked is that brotha who's scared of his own damn shadow because his woman rides his fucking back so hard, that he's not sure if it's his shadow or hers.



Henpecked is when a brothas shit don't even stank because she is not going to put up with your "nasty, stankin' ass" up in her house.



And, henpecked is that brotha who won't admit to his boys that he is henpecked, mostly, because his ass has no boys, because she chased them all off the same day she cut off his balls, and put them in the pocket of the pants he can no longer wear, because she is in them.



And then, theres that brotha like me, who's whipped.



See, whipped is when you tell your woman you saw a position in the Kama Sutra, and she has her shit off before you even finish the sentence.



Whipped is the fact that my woman's kiss, her love, her touch, her sex, her spirit, is so fucking perfect, that if I ever woke up, and found her not breathing, my parents would have to raise our kids, because I would lay down, and die beside her.

Whipped because my woman puts that shit on me like that, causing me in return to say yes when she says can you be home at such and such a time, yes when she says can you do this for me, yes, I got the kids for the day, you take a break, yes, you can use the credit card.

Being whipped is a badge of honor, and I wear mine proudly.

Being henpecked, is what your mama has you, which is why you haven't found a woman "bad" enough to whip your dumb ass. Remember that!

Then, he proudly went home to get that ass "spanked."